Here is a bit of a story about the turds, written by Mark. It describes the forming of the turds, and a bit about some of the songs. For a look at past gigs, go to 'Gigs - Upcoming and Past'

Firstly, if anyone is interested in the drummer history, here is an attempt:

Started with Cara Morris, then a few 'fill ins' Henry Nichols, Milford McCarther, Leigh Hill and Cam Stephens have all helped out at short notice (some rehearsed and some just jamming along). Trent McCarthey, Dave McKenna and Angus Tarnawski have all done a few gigs with the turds, but they were all too busy to commit. So after biting the bullet and putting the ad in the shops we recruited Frosty (ex-burning the city), and also found a guy called Beau who is happy to step in whenever frosty cant make a show. Just when things were looking stable... The next revalation came when both Frosty and Beau moved to the mainland within a week of each other! So Tayler Massey stepped in for a couple of gigs, mark did a bit solo acoustic, until Beau returned from his travels. Now things are pretty stable with Mark (bass/vocal) and Beau (drum/vocal) and now our guest vocallist Dan is stepping up in a more prominent role, singing most of the set at most gigs.

now back to the story...